Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Some More Ideas For Blog Names*

Someone Left The Flake Out In The Rain
Click To Remove
Do Not Lean Against This Byte
Please Don’t Feed The Maniac
I’m Not So Sure
Eat Mangos!

*Retaking editorial control. Thanks, Jovianne.

Monday, September 27, 2004

Some More Blog Name Suggestions From Guest Editor Jovianne

Dead Blog In The Middle of The Road
Watch For Falling Blogs
Damn!, Broke A Nail
Blogging On The Old Bayou
And Now For Something Completely Different

Saturday, September 25, 2004

More Possible Blog Titles

Blogs Not Included
Strummin' On The Old Blog
Down By The Old Blog Stream
"Get To Your Room!"
The Wildwood Weed Blog

Friday, September 24, 2004

More Guest-Edited Choices*

I Blog You, You Blog Me, We Are One Big Family
The Life and Times of Fred
Mama Mia, That's A Spicey Blog!
Mama Told Me Not To Come
Did Anyone Get the Name of That Blog?
Did Anyone Get the Number On That Blog?

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Thursday, September 23, 2004

More Possible Blog Names To Choose From*

Billy Don't Be A Blog
The Day the Blog Died
Rock, Paper, Blog
Matches & Scissors
If I Told You I Loved You , Would You Blog It Against Me?
Don't Wanna Hog Your Blog!
Act Now and Receive a Free Blog!!!

*Jovianne wil be guest editing this blog for a few days. Blame her for these.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Theme Suggestions From Jim

Goldilocks and the Three Blogs
Puss in Blogs
Snow White and the Seven Blogs
Little Blog Peep
Mary Had a Little Blog
Winken, Blinken, and Blog

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Dickens-Related Suggestions

The Ghost Of Blogger Present
Chapter 1. I Am Blogged.
Blogs Will Occur In The Best-Regulated Families
The Law Is A Blog
Trifles Make The Sum Of Life
The Blog Of Human Kindness
It Is A Far, Far better Blog That I Do, Than I Have Ever Done; It Is A Far, Far Better Rest That I Go To, Than I Have Ever Known

Monday, September 20, 2004

Yet Still More Possible Names

Apples vs Oranges: A Comparative Analysis
The Traveling Salesman And The Farmer’s Goldfish
Me, Myself, and Ed McMahon
Get Off The Pin, Angel, There’s No More Room
I Bet You Think This Blog Is About You

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Some More Ideas

God Bless The Blogger King Of England
The Girl With Colitis Goes By
Diet Colon
Houston, We Have A Banana

Saturday, September 18, 2004

A Few More Ideas For Names

If I Knew You Were Comin’ I’da Run Like Hell
Maybe The Dog Is A Ventriloquist
Another Day Older And Deeper In Shit
Diet Blog
The Anti-Blog
The Un-Dis-Non-De-Anti-Blog

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Or One Of These Maybe

You Might, Rabbit, You Might
I Double Dare You!
There’s Never Any Around When You Need One
This Name Is No Good
Me Gusta Tu Sombrero
Snot What You Think

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

One Of These Might Work

Nameless And Clueless
The Festering Gob
Cuticles Of Death
The Dance Of The Pensive Accountants
I’m Not A Teenager And This Blog Isn’t Pink

Monday, September 13, 2004

More Names I'm Thinking Of Using

My Blog’s Bigger Than Your Blog
To Be, Not To Be, Whatever
There Are No Special Prerequisites For This Program
Gluteus Maximus And Friends

Sunday, September 12, 2004

How About A Little Something For The Janitor?
You're Married, Aren't You?
You're Mad, Child, There Are No Crickets Here

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Friday, September 10, 2004

You Deserve A Blog Today
I Only Have Blog For You
How Do I Blog Thee? Let Me Count The Ways
Did You Take My Group Of Grapes?

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Variations On A Theme

Cruel To Be Kind
Cool To Be Kind
Cool To Be Blind
Fool To Be Wined And Dined
Jewel To Be Shined
Drool Over A Rind
Ghoul Has Been Fined
Stool For My Behind
Mule That's A Grind
Broke A Rule And Had To Be Fined
Gone With The Wind

More Names I Could Use

Blog And Blue
I Tossed A Salad In The Air
The Libido Police
The Disloyal Order Of Water Wildebeests
Coalition Of The Wallowing

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Just Thought Of These

No Glove, No Blog
Half-Wit, Whole-Hog
15 Miles On The Alimentary Canal
A Good Non-Sequitur Is Like An Indigenously Preempted Bicycle
Kill ‘Em All And Let Harry The Undertaker Sort ‘Em Out
Your Mother Wears Loafers With Tassles
The Good, The Bad, And The Incontinent

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Yet More Possible Blog Names

I Came, I Saw, I Ran Home To Mommy
What Was The Name Of The Bus Driver?
Subterranean Homesick Blog
Objects In The Blog Are Stupider Than They Appear
I Fought The Law And The Law Bit Off A Piece Of My Ear

Monday, September 06, 2004

Labor Day Ideas

Blog-Collar Neighborhood
Blogging For Peanuts
Blog For Your Supper
Take This Blog And Shove It
I've Been Working On The Fail Road

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Still Coming Up With Possibilities

Bought The Farm And Overpaid
Can't Blog My Way Out Of A Paper Bag
Pleading Insanity For The 41st Consecutive Year
Not That I Give A Damn
The Garden Of Blogging Paths

Friday, September 03, 2004

Still Can't Decide On One

Blog Happens
Free Lunch!*
The Complete Everything, Volume 1
The Comatose Viewpoint
Carte Blanche, But No Pencil
Caroline, No! Put Down That Knife!

*Food Optional At Extra Cost

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

More Suggestions

Alms For The Rich . . . Alms For The Rich
No Blog Is Good Blog
The Blog Of ‘O’