Wednesday, December 29, 2010

A Few More Names That Might Be Good For This Blog

Tertiary Tush
Call Me, Irritatedly
Make Me An Offal
Dial ‘N’ for Nerder
De Giants zijn kampionen! De Giants zijn kampionen!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Several Other Possibilities for a Name for This Blog

Smooth and Consistent May Their Offerings Flow
Let ‘Em Eat, Cookie
Wait a Minute, Texas Isn’t on the Moon
Celebrity Giraffe-Biking on Ice
Oak Rap

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

More Blog Name Possibilities

Radioactive Felafel
What Am I, Pâté?
Me, My Blog, and I
Through The Blogging Glass
All Things Must Blog
All Blogs Must Pass
All Blogs Are Musty

Monday, November 08, 2010

Some Smart Blog Name Possibilities

Blogged It By That Much
Sorry About That Blog, Chief
Would You Believe A Boy Scout With a Blog?
Ve Don’t Blog Here, Shtarker
If Only I Could Have Used My Blog For Niceness Instead Of Evil

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Does One Of These Have What It Takes To Make a Good Blog Name?

Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog, Spam, and Blog
Born To Have The Runs
Inebriated With The Exuberance Of My Own Verbosity
Someone Left The Blog Out In The Rain
The Natives Are Blogless
Mind Pie
Wherever You Go, There You Blog

Sunday, October 31, 2010

A Few More Possible Names For This Blog

Born To Equivocate
Whole Lotta Luggage
Phallus Fallacies
Revealing the Dot of Shame
The Mind’s Construction In The Face
Behave Yourselves!
You Use 12 Muscles To Smile But Only 11 To Frown, So Take That, You Happy People

Saturday, October 23, 2010

I Just Can't Seem To Find The Perfect Blog Name

The Bijou In My Mind
Grauman’s Chinese Office Building
L’Morte d’Artery
The Secret Life of a Rubber Chicken
I’m Off To Fight In The Hundred Years’ War!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

More Possible Blog Names Worth Considering

The Pacific Trash Vortex
Door Number Four
The Kangaroo Court of Public Opinion
The Kvetch Chronicles
The Art of Ennui
Stench-O-Rama

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Maybe a Humorous Name Would Work

Rubber Chicken Blog
Rubber Chickens For Everyone!
Rubber Chicken Farm
Rubber Chicken and Polyurethane Rice
Rubber Me A Chicken!
Rubbers for Chickens!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Those Ones Weren't So Good. Maybe One Of These

Blog Shmog
Can You Imagine the Stench?
Drink Drink Fan Fan Rub Rub
Hell’s Bells and Buckets of Blood
In Space, No One Can Hear You Fart
Write More, Work Hard, Leave Your Name With The Girl
Not Tonight, I’ve Got a Blog

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Here Are Some Possible Blog Names

A Three-Bong Problem
Blog Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar
The Thyroid and the Easel
Castor Oil for the Soul
Without Wax
Hey, Walter Raleigh, You’re Such a Stupid Git

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Still Looking For A Name For This Blog

Battologist for Hire
Battologist for Hire
Battologist for Hire
Battologist for Hire
Battologist for Hire
Battologist for Hire

Sunday, September 26, 2010

I Still Think A Better Name Is Out There

Partway Around the Mulberry Bush
Holy Blog Post, Batman!
Old Velvet Underlord
Vonce in a Lifetime
What’s More, Your Monkey’s on Fire

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Some More Suggestions For Blog Names

Next Time, Don’t Eat the Peyote
Boobs, $200!
The Festering Gob
This Blog Ain’t Worth the Paper It’s Written On
It Had To Be Ewwwww
Easy Ova
Metaphysical Monkey Glands

Sunday, September 19, 2010

One of These Might Be a Good Blog Name

Descartes in a Doughnut Shop
I Think I Think, Therefore I Think I Am
I Think I Think, Therefore I Am I Am
Cogito Ergo Doom
Cogito Ergo Dumb
Cogito Ergo Airhead
I Blog, Therefore I’m Boring

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Still Can't Make a Decision on a Blog Name

Manufacturer’s Suggested Details
Chicken Talks to Duck
Trout Mask Original
Doctors Without Quarters For the Meter
Guilt by Asphyxiation

Thursday, September 16, 2010

This Blog
Power Outrage
The Glass Is Half Full, But Only on the Outside
Pork Chop on a Stick

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Finding a Blog Name Is Harder Than I Thought

I Love My Wife, But Oh, You Blog
Brain Salad Savagery
Many Are Bald, But Few Are Frozen
Last Mango in Paris
Sleaze-Ma-Tazz
What’s Green and Skates?

Monday, September 13, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

I'm Considering These

It’s Fun Till Somebody Loses an Eye
All’s Well That Terminates With No Bleeding On Either Side
Fingers in the Chili
Doom, Gloom, and Perfume
Bartholomew and the Ooblog

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Think One of These Would Be Good?

Remote Lack of Control
The Burns and the Beans
The Power of Positive Drinking
Splendor in the Ass
Blog Me Up, Scottie
The Search For Intelligent Life in the Blogosphere

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Still Thinking of Blog Names

Once in a Blue Lagoon
A Three-Bong Problem
Blog Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar
The Thyroid and the Easel
Castor Oil for the Soul

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

One of These?

Itchy Gitchi Yaya Dada Baba Fafa Wawa Blah Blah
Drama and Trauma on a Llama
Peace and Love, Inc.
Blog Hard, Blowhard
Come for the Blog. Stay for the Blog.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

More Suggested Blog Titles

All Cretins Are Bloggers
All Bloggers Are Cretins
Gödel’s Incomplete Blog Post
Everything I Blog Is a Lie
Everything I Blog Is a Rehash

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Oinkin’, Boinkin’, and Blog
I Just Like Saying “Smock”
The Blogatorical Imperative
Punk Junk
Folderol Made Easy
My ISP Won’t Carry This Blog

Friday, August 06, 2010

Still Thinking of Blog Names

Oh, Susanna, Don’t You Blog For Me
Sir Walter Raleigh Was Such a Stupid Git
The Way Out (Some Portions May Be Toll Roads)
Cantor’s Diagonal Blog
“Yields Blog When Preceded by Its Quotation” Yields Blog When Preceded by Its Quotation

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Monday, August 02, 2010

More Possible Blog Names

Potted, Rotted, and Besotted
Calvin and Slobs
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m Bored
Harshing Your Mellow for Fun and Profit
So We Blog on, Boats Against the Current…
My Mother Was a Mackerel

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Perhaps One of These Would Be a Good Blog Name

Ripple Chips For Everyone!
A Whore! A Whore! My Kingdom For a Whore!
I Kiss Your Hand, Madman
Man Overblog!
Scorched Mirth
It Is Not the Blog, It Is Not The Beginning of the Blog, But It Is the Blog of the Beginning

Friday, July 30, 2010

This May Be Too Long

I’m a Blogger, He’s a Blogger, She’s a Blogger, We’re a Blogger, Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Blogger, Too?

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Still Trying to Think of a Blog Name

Off With Their Feet!
Where Seldom Is Blogged a Discouraging Word
The Festering Fool
Other Than That, How Was the Blog, Mrs. Lincoln?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Is the Perfect Blog Name One of These?

The Princess and The Frog and Ted and Alice
Keep Off the Gross
Same Bat Time, Same Bat-Shit Crazy
Great Balls Afire

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Maybe One of These Would Be a Good Blog Name

Basic Bullshit
Are You Sirius?
Power to the Peabrains!
Penny Wise and a Pound of Cole Slaw
Whitewater Rafting on the Blogorado River
The Thrilling Days of Yestercentury

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Variations on a Theme

They've got printers in the basement you can use.
They've got printers in the basement but you can't use them.
They've got gorillas in the basement you can use.
They've! Got printers in? The basement; "you"... can use/
I've never been to the basement, but I've been through it.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Rightful Heir, Wrongful Death
Rainbow Demolition
The Check Engine Light on the Dashboard of Love
Every Moment Dies a Man/And One and One-Sixteenth Are Born
Drink a Toast to Steve Dalkowski

Thursday, July 08, 2010

I Need a New Idea

Blog Is the New Watercooler
Mii is the New Moi
New Is the New Old
Canada Is the Newfoundland

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Savage Sewage
Blogs Without Words
A Box of Noses
I’ll Lay You 8 to 5 That We Meet Dorothy Lamour

Monday, July 05, 2010

A Few More Possibilities I'm Considering

A Gyro Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Sandwich
Evangelistic Boxing Kangaroo
Abscess Makes the Farts Go ‘Honda’
Politicians Lie in Cast Iron Sinks
Come Hell or High Jinks

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Maybe I Should Call in Neil Simon to Come Up with a Name

I’ll Give You $200 For Your Gun
Oh My God, I Married a Penguin!
Twelve Floors, Not Eleven!
Rhinoceros with a Blowtorch
Respect My Ass!
Hold on to Your Sheet, Kid, Kissing Is My Main Thing
Is This the Man I Married? Cold and Empty, With a Little Yogurt?
We Are All Out of Cornflakes. F.U.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Suddenly Last Summer I Got a Cramp
Funereal Disease
On Chicken Wings of Song
Blogaboo
Na Na, Hey Hey, Good Blog

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Still Trying to Think of the Perfect Blog Name

Condemning the Sewers of Paris
Gone With the Wind II: Again With the Wind??
The Pest in the Pesto
Posts From the Pissed
Help! I’m Being Held Prisoner in a Blog Factory
A Riddle, Wrapped in a Mystery, Inside an Enigma, Sautéed Lightly, and Garnished With Ambiguity

Friday, June 25, 2010

Maybe One of These

Fast Paced, Double Spaced, and Oil Based
The Phantom of the Oprah
Folderol and a Half
Tall Shrift
The Lightness of Being Unbearable

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

More Potential Blog Names

An Infinite Number of Monkeys All Using One Typewriter
Dateline: Spazville
The Perfect Storm Door
Ideology for Idiots
Post-It Notes From Underground
How to Speak Blog in Six Easy Lessons
Right Place, Wrong Deodorant

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Still Can't Decide. Maybe One of These

How to Expend Less Effort Without Really Trying
The Six O’Clock Gnus
To Be a Rockhead and Not to Roll
Ipso Fatso
The Most Important Hungadunga
Past, Present, and Futile

Monday, June 21, 2010

Some More Possibilities for Blog Names

Insert Post A Into Blog B
A Bloggyful Day in the Neighborhood
Keeping My Powder Puff Dry
Cows With Nine Legs
Crystal Methane

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Still More Possible Names for This Blog

The Return of the Naive
Back Again for the First Time Once More
Blog, Rinse, Repeat
Once More, With Fooling
Repetitious, Schmepetitious