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Maybe One Of These Names Would Be Good

The Skeleton Comes Out Of The Closet
Life Is Full Of Disappointment, And I Am Full Of Life
Taking The Freight Elevator Out
Pffft!

Even Yet More Possible Names I Could Use

30% Less Fatheads!
30% Fewer Fatheads!
Punk ‘N’ Dunk
The Wages Of Sincerity
Call Me Ishmael T. Worthington, Esq.

Still More Possible Names I Thought Of

Stoic Stupidity
Phoenix By Candlelight
Rumple Stilt Skin
Signed, Sealed, Lost In The Mail, I’m Yours
Bruce, Your Goose Is Loose
Your Scarf, It Was Apricot
Your Apricot, It Was Scarfed

Just A Few Today

Says To Operate Operate
Conceived In Liberty And Smothered In Onions
Mantras ‘R’ Us

Yet Even More Thoughts On Possible Names

Sleep And Hope
I Have Yet To Find The Problem That Can Be Solved With Froot Loops, But I Keep Trying
Paisley Parsley
We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Train Wreck
Alfalfa Sprouts And A Plate Of Mashed Yeast

Still Trying To Think Of Good Names

Should I Have Bought A Card?
Inbox Follies
10,000 Nuns And Orphans
Painful Rectal Itch
The 7-Year Bitch
If You Don't Tell Me I'm Cute, I'll Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue!

Sneakers Like Dinner Rolls
First One’s Free, Kids!
The Blog Mutiny
The Mousetrap Isn’t Any Better But The Advertising Is Compelling
Anger Like A Razor
Emotional Rex

Some More Possibilities

The Thin Line Between Insouciance And Apathy
Weird Beard
Gorgonzola, et al
Today Is The 25th Anniversary Of 25 Years Ago Today
Nosocomial Love
Ho Made

A Bright Cold Day In April
A Truth Universally Acknowledged
Unhappy In Its Own Way
Bein' A Idiot Is No Box Of Chocolates
Rain Fell Into My Whiskey Glass, Dampening My Spirits