Maybe One Of These Should Be This Blog's Name

Liver Alone Cheese Mine

A Mule And His Funny

Putting My Freak On One Leg At A Time

A Few More Possible Names For This Blog

Chickens’re Cookin’ Mama Fried In Bacon Grease

The Levorafocagyre, In Turn, Is Antichiral To The Dextrasupragyre

Chekhov and Cheese Doodles

You Will Grow Lips On Your Forehead

More Possible Names For This Blog

The Blog Of A Blogger

Love’s Hot Fevered Waffle Iron

Blithe Inconsistency

Is Me Tired? Is! Is!

More Possible Names For This Blog

All We Are Is Mussed In The Wind

I Sing The Blog Electric

Icing The Body Electric

Icing the Body Vanilla

Mah Nah Mah Nah (Bah Baaaaahmp Ba Da Da)

3 miles, 3 furlongs, 9 acres' breadths, 3 perches, 9 feet, 9 shaftments, 9 handsbreadths, and 9 barleycorns
Any Port In A Wine Cellar
E Unum Unum
Days Of Beer And Dandelions
Life Goes On Panties

This Year I'm Really Going To Try To Find A Name For This Blog, And Maybe It Will Be One Of These

Hi-Yo, Gold!
Curved Like A Scimitar, It Was
Peak Reek
Brains And Eggs
Dogs Of War, Or War Of Dogs? You Be The Judge!

A Few More Possible Blog Names

Beyond Bonkers
The Icicles On Satan’s Beard
The Blognosis Is Poor
Gross Noodle Disease
There’ll Be A Test On This Later

Some Topical Blog Name Suggestions

Ron Paul Is Insane
Ron Paul Is Trying To Destroy Our Country
Ron Paul Is The Most Dangerous Person In America
Ron Paul Wants To Let Corporations Have The Right To Kill You
Ron Paul Is A Racist
Ron Paul Is A Liar
Ron Paul Was A Member Of The Bilderberg Group 1997-2001
Ron Paul Sucks

A Political Blog Name Possibility

Ojevich

Other Possible Blog Names

Inebriational Travelogue

Visceral Waves Of Distortion

Emotional Proctitis

Pit Doon That Fryin'-Pan, Ye Wee Skelf

Do You Think One Of These Names Would Work For This Blog?

The Sad Courage To Debase One's Own Masterpiece

The Strange, The Ludicrous, The Abrupt, The Ferocious, And The Screechy

Yesterday I Had Nothing To Do With

Moderate Unction

Possible Blog Names Based On Search Engine Marketing Research

Time to get scientific about this. These blog names are based on the most popular keyword searches for The Velvet Blog:

Deborah Norville's Wonky Left Eye

Click Here for a Picture of the Cutest Monkey in the World

Yogurt Makes You Poop

Is There Any Difference Between Paul Potts and Pol Pot?

Susan Dey! Susan Dey! Susan Dey!

BTW, the "ewwww" award goes to the image search for "i was so high i was throwing my poop at people"

A Few More Possibilities For Blog Names

A Blog's Blog

A Blog's Other Blog

A Friend Of Mine’s Blog’s Other Blog

My Other Blog

This Car Is A Mercedes But I’m Traveling Incognito

A Few Other Blog Names That Might Work For This Blog

Fake Surrealism

While I Pondered, Weak And Wordy

The Blog Not Written

Blogatory

I Have My Standard's

What Do You Think Of Any Of These For A Blog Name?

Funions and Bunyons

Nerdmatazz

Blog. James Blog.

No Joy In Blogville

Solutions Are Not The Answer

Blogging For Apples

Still Trying To Come Up With A Good Blog Name

A Mere Blogatelle

A Mere Blog Of Shells

A Mere Blog, Shelley

Large Primordial Eggplants

I'm Considering These For A Name For This Blog

How Lew Sin Threw Up

Awakening The Gazebo

Shizzlesticks

Bring Me The Headshot of Alfredo Garcia

A Few Other Possible Names

Slower Than The Speed Of Dark

What Price Ignominy?

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman's Corns

40% Blog By Volume

One Of These Might Be A Good Blog Name

Blogs Benedict

Morons, Oxy And Otherwise

Prelude To A Preamble

Kamikaze Pigeons

Oldies But Bloggies

A Few Other Possible Names For This Blog

A Baby On A Bearskin Blog

Mule Of Kintyre

Now That You Mention Me...

Deflater Mouse

Some Ideas For Possible Names For This Blog

Inane Drones and Insane Clones

The Devil. You Know?

Hi! I'm Rula Lenska!

Mucking About With Some More Possible Blog Names

Mired In The Muck

Mucked In The Mire

Muck Without Mire
Muck With A Little Mire
Muck With Mire To Taste

Motsa Muck

Muck Moo

Another Possibility

A man, a plan, a root canal, an actoor—Anal Panama!

Some More Names That Might Work For This Blog

I Am Curious (Blog)

I Am Blog (Yellow)

I Am Submarine (Yellow)

I Am Chicken (Yellow)

I Am Tired Of This (Mauve)

I'm Thinking One Of These Would Make A Good Name For This Blog

A Zetz With Zest

Pickle Me, Elmo

Clown, Laffer, Clown

Millstones or Milestones?