Sunday, December 25, 2011

A Few More Possible Blog Names

Beyond Bonkers
The Icicles On Satan’s Beard
The Blognosis Is Poor
Gross Noodle Disease
There’ll Be A Test On This Later

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Some Topical Blog Name Suggestions

Ron Paul Is Insane
Ron Paul Is Trying To Destroy Our Country
Ron Paul Is The Most Dangerous Person In America
Ron Paul Wants To Let Corporations Have The Right To Kill You
Ron Paul Is A Racist
Ron Paul Is A Liar
Ron Paul Was A Member Of The Bilderberg Group 1997-2001
Ron Paul Sucks

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Other Possible Blog Names

Inebriational Travelogue

Visceral Waves Of Distortion

Emotional Proctitis

Pit Doon That Fryin'-Pan, Ye Wee Skelf

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Do You Think One Of These Names Would Work For This Blog?

The Sad Courage To Debase One's Own Masterpiece

The Strange, The Ludicrous, The Abrupt, The Ferocious, And The Screechy

Yesterday I Had Nothing To Do With

Moderate Unction

Monday, November 14, 2011

Possible Blog Names Based On Search Engine Marketing Research

Time to get scientific about this. These blog names are based on the most popular keyword searches for The Velvet Blog:

Deborah Norville's Wonky Left Eye
Click Here for a Picture of the Cutest Monkey in the World
Yogurt Makes You Poop
Is There Any Difference Between Paul Potts and Pol Pot?
Susan Dey! Susan Dey! Susan Dey!


BTW, the "ewwww" award goes to the image search for "i was so high i was throwing my poop at people"

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

A Few More Possibilities For Blog Names

A Blog's Blog

A Blog's Other Blog

A Friend Of Mine’s Blog’s Other Blog

My Other Blog

This Car Is A Mercedes But I’m Traveling Incognito

Thursday, November 03, 2011

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

What Do You Think Of Any Of These For A Blog Name?

Funions and Bunyons

Nerdmatazz

Blog. James Blog.

No Joy In Blogville

Solutions Are Not The Answer

Blogging For Apples

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

I'm Considering These For A Name For This Blog


How Lew Sin Threw Up
Awakening The Gazebo
Shizzlesticks
Bring Me The Headshot of Alfredo Garcia

Monday, October 17, 2011

A Few Other Possible Names


Slower Than The Speed Of Dark
What Price Ignominy?
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman's Corns
40% Blog By Volume

Thursday, October 13, 2011

One Of These Might Be A Good Blog Name


Blogs Benedict
Morons, Oxy And Otherwise
Prelude To A Preamble
Kamikaze Pigeons
Oldies But Bloggies

Monday, October 10, 2011

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Mucking About With Some More Possible Blog Names


Mired In The Muck
Mucked In The Mire
Muck Without Mire
Muck With A Little Mire
Muck With Mire To Taste
Motsa Muck
Muck Moo

Monday, September 26, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Some More Names That Might Work For This Blog


I Am Curious (Blog)
I Am Blog (Yellow)
I Am Submarine (Yellow)
I Am Chicken (Yellow)
I Am Tired Of This (Mauve)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

More Choices For Possible Blog Names

You're Sitting On The Meatloaf, Vinnie
Say 'What'
A Bust Of Merv Griffin
Merv Griffin's Bust
Merv Griffin Or Bust

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

One Of These Might Be A Good Blog Name

Men Without Asshats
The Pickle Up The Ass of the Cosmos
The Future Is Now, But The Present Is Shot To Hell
Give My Love To Thorne

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Further Possible Names For This Blog

With Further Ado
I Lived Through It But I'm Not Going To Tell The Tale
Still Life With Kvetching
Tower of Testicles

Monday, July 18, 2011

Some Possible Blog Names To Be Proud Of

The Persnickety Potentate
Is Anybody Really The Walrus?
Jai Guru Deva Oy
The Keyster Konundrum
The Chopped Liver Diaries
Ten-Foot Pile

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Some Additional Possible Names For This Blog

Step Away, Obadiah! The Devil Dwells Within!
Two Bears Fighting Over a Pineapple
I Had A Sore Thumb and Nobody Noticed
More Parks Sausages, Ma!...For Christ’s Sake, Can’t I Get a Decent Breakfast Around Here?

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Some Food-Related Possible Names For This Blog

Eschew Your Food 32 Times
I Hate Veiny Veal
Will Interpret Statistics For Food
Audrey, Get The Cole Slaw
I Got Ham But I’m Not A Hamster

Monday, June 20, 2011

These Names Seem Possible

The Check Is In The E-Mail
The Banana Verb
Potent Pestilence
Goodbye, Cruel Neighborhood
How To Make Money In The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Saturday, June 11, 2011

More Possible Names For This Blog

There Ain’t No Grammatical Errors In A Non-Literate Society
Socio-Cultural Indicators That Suck
Next Week, Irving Tischman!
Once More, Without Feeling
Evidentiary Hearing Aid
Brew! Ha Ha!

Friday, June 03, 2011

Some More Possible Names For This Blog

Pencil-Necked Cool Guy
The Entire Population of Baltimore Walks Into a Bar…
The Medium Is The Massage
Drop This Jiggery-Pokery and Talk Straight Turkey

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

One Of These Could Be A Good Name For This Blog

Bring the Funny
Bring the Sad
Bring the Mildy Irritating
Return the Empties
Return, Empty
Return the Unused Portion of the Product
Return of the Returnees

Monday, May 23, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

I Think I'm Close To Finging a Good Name With One Of These

The Monte Carlo Method of Birth Control
Deathful Prose
The Phantom Troll Booth
Proctitis, Etc
Borscht Follies of 1851
Skeddadle, Vociferous Antagonist!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Just Can't Seem To Find The Right Blog Name. Maybe One Of These

The Abysmal Abyss
Is Your Dog a Fetch Kvetch?
Warum so deprimiert, Herr Wirt?
Having Fun Wrong
Oh, the Multiples of the Philosophical Faculty!

Thursday, May 12, 2011

A Few More Names I'm COnsidering For This Blog

You’re Not On The List
Lord Love a Platypus
Acrylicy Mammoth
Street Crud
The B-Flat on the Piano of Discombobulation

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Would Any of These Be a Good Name For This Blog?

If Time Permits
The Difference Between
Indelicate and Indelible
Hark! I Hear the Bloggers’ Roar
A Hmong hmongst Hmongs

Monday, May 09, 2011

Still Thinking of Possible Names For This Blog

Intergalactic Flan Recipe
Jump The Snark
Pestilential Prison With A Life-Long Blog
Physical Phil and Emotional Emily
Is It Love, or Is It Memorex?

Monday, May 02, 2011

Do You Think One of These Would Be a Good Name for This Blog?

Punks and Pancakes
Bloggus Fear
Mr. T Ate My Blogs
An Effusion of Effluvia
Hike Rhymes and Mr. Meaners
I Had Blog For Lunch

Monday, April 25, 2011

Some More Possible Names For This Blog


The Fucks Of Life
Nosebones of Negativity
Quadruple Gaspass          
Ponderous and Pendulous
Harsh and Rapid

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Maybe a Quote From a Movie I Saw Recently Would Make a Good Name For This Blog

Periwinkle Pussycat
Don’t Burble to Me About Life, Beverly
Whatever Happens, That’s The Answer
Harping Does Not Make You An Angel
I Married A Teenage Bikini Vampire On Some Kind of Fish

Friday, April 08, 2011

I Feel Like One Of These Would Really Be A Good Name For This Blog


Eyewitness Noose
Swing Your Partner, Grab Your Socks! A Dozen Bagels, A Pound Of Lox!
Biker Boob
Fartenstein
Blog Until Golden Brown

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

A Few More Suggestions for Naming This Blog

Hydrogen and Stupidity
Harvey Kormann Ate My Homework
Why the Dolichocephaly?
Pig Bile O’ Trouble
Hey, Nonny? Nonny??? … NONNY!! Nooooo!!!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

A Splendid Blog Is Guaranteed For All
Creamsickos
I Am The Good Prince Lancelot/I Love to Sing and Dance a Lot
I’m Not Hungry, I’ll Just Blog
Jascha Heifetz Is Really a Schmuck*


*It’s true! “Schmuck” is the Yiddish word for penis. It’s derived from the German, in which “schmuck” means jewel. And the Hebrew word for “jewel” is “heifetz”! So Jascha Heifetz is really a Schmuck.**

**At least, I heard it someplace and never bothered to verify. That qualifies as true, right?***

***OK, I finally looked it up and it’s not true. Most likely, the Yiddish word "schmuck" is unrelated to the German word "schmuck." And "Heifetz" means "delight," not "jewel," in Hebrew. Stupid etymologists. What schmucks.

Monday, March 28, 2011

More Possible Blog Names

If You’ll Be My Dixie Reader, I’ll Be Your Tennessee Blog
Poontang Pages
The Melancholy Danegeld
Bloggin’ Jehosaphat
Death Socks
Come Back, Little Sheep. Baaa!
If a Gorilla Answers, Hang Up

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Friday, March 11, 2011

Some Possible Blog Names Oriented Around Me

Peel Me A Grape
Peel Me A Blog
Blog Me A Grape
Order Me A Martini
Toss Me A Flotation Device
Dispense Me A Justification
Evolve Me A Persona
Floccinaucinihilipilificate Me A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Friday, March 04, 2011

Maybe This Blog Needs a Newsy Name

News You Can Use
News You Can Refuse
News That Gives You The Blues
News You Can Choose While You Guzzle Brews
News You Can Peruse While You Lose Dues Stews Use to Choose Shoes on a Cruise

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Getting Back To Some Names That Might Be Good For This Blog

Hold the Newsreader’s Nose Squarely, Waiter, or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers
They Lose Me After the Bunker Scene
Boom Diddley Boom-Boom Ba Doom ‘n’ Gloom
Still Life With Comments

Friday, February 25, 2011

Monday, February 21, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

One Of These Just Might Be The Right Name For This Blog

The Ass Or The Toilet?
The Blog Of The Edmund FitzGerald
Stew Me A Prune, Fruitboy
The Alternate Edition
Schtup Right Up
Go Ice Your Junk

Thursday, February 03, 2011

I Definitely Feel That One Of These Might Be a Good Name For This Blog

Enemies of Enmity
Swiss Army Ladle
If You Can Only Make It To Your Hands and Knees, I Know You Can Make It To Your Feet
The Possibilities Are Limitful
How To Achieve Not Giving a Damn
The Overall Pluggandisp Can Be Glorked From Context

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Other Possible Names For This Blog

Parson Brown and His Blog of Renown
I’m an Old Blog Hand, From the Rio Grande
Michaelangelo’s Brain
Quintupedism
Hermione Haffalophe’s Heuristic Hagiography
I Can’t Come To The Phone Right Now, I‘ve Gone To Cleveland To Beat Up A Guy

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Yet Another Bunch of Possible Names For This Blog

The I canfs’t tgype hlog.
Pecker Notes
Downwind of Blogland
Waiter, There’s a Fly In My Blog
Micturition Diary

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Maybe One Of These Names Will Work

Yellow Journal Jism
Where’s the Blog?
Does Anything Really Rhyme With “Dog”?
Secondary Secretary
Don't worry I am here to assist you and will give my best shot to fix your issue

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Another Batch of Possible Names For This Blog

Louie, I Think This Is the Start of a Beautiful Blog
Bricka-Bracka Firecracker Sis-Boom-Blog
Cox and Box and Ted and Alice
The Last Time I Saw Paris, I Threw Up
It’s All Bleak to Me
Wanna Help Me Drain the Old Birdbath?
Sushi and Potato Salad
The Waiters an’ Jose