Wednesday, March 30, 2011

A Splendid Blog Is Guaranteed For All
I Am The Good Prince Lancelot/I Love to Sing and Dance a Lot
I’m Not Hungry, I’ll Just Blog
Jascha Heifetz Is Really a Schmuck*

*It’s true! “Schmuck” is the Yiddish word for penis. It’s derived from the German, in which “schmuck” means jewel. And the Hebrew word for “jewel” is “heifetz”! So Jascha Heifetz is really a Schmuck.**

**At least, I heard it someplace and never bothered to verify. That qualifies as true, right?***

***OK, I finally looked it up and it’s not true. Most likely, the Yiddish word "schmuck" is unrelated to the German word "schmuck." And "Heifetz" means "delight," not "jewel," in Hebrew. Stupid etymologists. What schmucks.

Monday, March 28, 2011

More Possible Blog Names

If You’ll Be My Dixie Reader, I’ll Be Your Tennessee Blog
Poontang Pages
The Melancholy Danegeld
Bloggin’ Jehosaphat
Death Socks
Come Back, Little Sheep. Baaa!
If a Gorilla Answers, Hang Up

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Friday, March 11, 2011

Some Possible Blog Names Oriented Around Me

Peel Me A Grape
Peel Me A Blog
Blog Me A Grape
Order Me A Martini
Toss Me A Flotation Device
Dispense Me A Justification
Evolve Me A Persona
Floccinaucinihilipilificate Me A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Friday, March 04, 2011

Maybe This Blog Needs a Newsy Name

News You Can Use
News You Can Refuse
News That Gives You The Blues
News You Can Choose While You Guzzle Brews
News You Can Peruse While You Lose Dues Stews Use to Choose Shoes on a Cruise

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Getting Back To Some Names That Might Be Good For This Blog

Hold the Newsreader’s Nose Squarely, Waiter, or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers
They Lose Me After the Bunker Scene
Boom Diddley Boom-Boom Ba Doom ‘n’ Gloom
Still Life With Comments