Perhaps One of These Would Be a Good Blog Name

Ripple Chips For Everyone!
A Whore! A Whore! My Kingdom For a Whore!
I Kiss Your Hand, Madman
Man Overblog!
Scorched Mirth
It Is Not the Blog, It Is Not The Beginning of the Blog, But It Is the Blog of the Beginning

This May Be Too Long

I’m a Blogger, He’s a Blogger, She’s a Blogger, We’re a Blogger, Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Blogger, Too?

Still Trying to Think of a Blog Name

Off With Their Feet!
Where Seldom Is Blogged a Discouraging Word
The Festering Fool
Other Than That, How Was the Blog, Mrs. Lincoln?

Is the Perfect Blog Name One of These?

The Princess and The Frog and Ted and Alice
Keep Off the Gross
Same Bat Time, Same Bat-Shit Crazy
Great Balls Afire

Maybe One of These Would Be a Good Blog Name

Basic Bullshit
Are You Sirius?
Power to the Peabrains!
Penny Wise and a Pound of Cole Slaw
Whitewater Rafting on the Blogorado River
The Thrilling Days of Yestercentury

Variations on a Theme

They've got printers in the basement you can use.
They've got printers in the basement but you can't use them.
They've got gorillas in the basement you can use.
They've! Got printers in? The basement; "you"... can use/
I've never been to the basement, but I've been through it.

Rightful Heir, Wrongful Death
Rainbow Demolition
The Check Engine Light on the Dashboard of Love
Every Moment Dies a Man/And One and One-Sixteenth Are Born
Drink a Toast to Steve Dalkowski

I Need a New Idea

Blog Is the New Watercooler
Mii is the New Moi
New Is the New Old
Canada Is the Newfoundland

Savage Sewage
Blogs Without Words
A Box of Noses
I’ll Lay You 8 to 5 That We Meet Dorothy Lamour

A Few More Possibilities I'm Considering

A Gyro Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Sandwich
Evangelistic Boxing Kangaroo
Abscess Makes the Farts Go ‘Honda’
Politicians Lie in Cast Iron Sinks
Come Hell or High Jinks

Maybe I Should Call in Neil Simon to Come Up with a Name

I’ll Give You $200 For Your Gun
Oh My God, I Married a Penguin!
Twelve Floors, Not Eleven!
Rhinoceros with a Blowtorch
Respect My Ass!
Hold on to Your Sheet, Kid, Kissing Is My Main Thing
Is This the Man I Married? Cold and Empty, With a Little Yogurt?
We Are All Out of Cornflakes. F.U.