Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Maybe One Of These Names Will Work

Price Gouging Sucks, But It Beats Eye Gouging
Come With Me To The Cash Bar
You May Have Already Won A Million Billion Skillion Dollars!!!
Been There, But I Didn’t Do That
I Don’t Know About You, But I Kid Because I Hate

3 comments:

Jim Donahue said...

>>Come With Me To The Cash Bar

Make it an open bar, and I'll follow you anywhere.

Anonymous said...

How about, "I'm so fucking stupid and boring that I've wasted several months of my life maintaining this still un-named blog".

Or, "I think I'm funny but everyone is just humoring me because really I'm a fucking moron".

Jim Donahue said...

Anonymous: I don't think either of those work.