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Jascha Heifetz Is Really a Schmuck*


*It’s true! “Schmuck” is the Yiddish word for penis. It’s derived from the German, in which “schmuck” means jewel. And the Hebrew word for “jewel” is “heifetz”! So Jascha Heifetz is really a Schmuck.**

**At least, I heard it someplace and never bothered to verify. That qualifies as true, right?***

***OK, I finally looked it up and it’s not true. Most likely, the Yiddish word "schmuck" is unrelated to the German word "schmuck." And "Heifetz" means "delight," not "jewel," in Hebrew. Stupid etymologists. What schmucks.

More Possible Blog Names

If You’ll Be My Dixie Reader, I’ll Be Your Tennessee Blog
Poontang Pages
The Melancholy Danegeld
Bloggin’ Jehosaphat
Death Socks
Come Back, Little Sheep. Baaa!
If a Gorilla Answers, Hang Up

This One May Be A Little Long, But I Kinda Like It

There’s a Thin Line Between Loneliness and Wanting Everyone in the Whole Fucking World to Die Right Now

Maybe A George Carlin Inspired Name Would Be Good

Kit, No Kaboodle
Near-Fetched
Couth, Chalant, and Gruntled
Hand Me That Piano

Some Possible Blog Names Oriented Around Me

Peel Me A Grape
Peel Me A Blog
Blog Me A Grape
Order Me A Martini
Toss Me A Flotation Device
Dispense Me A Justification
Evolve Me A Persona
Floccinaucinihilipilificate Me A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Maybe This Blog Needs a Newsy Name

News You Can Use
News You Can Refuse
News That Gives You The Blues
News You Can Choose While You Guzzle Brews
News You Can Peruse While You Lose Dues Stews Use to Choose Shoes on a Cruise

Getting Back To Some Names That Might Be Good For This Blog

Hold the Newsreader’s Nose Squarely, Waiter, or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers
They Lose Me After the Bunker Scene
Boom Diddley Boom-Boom Ba Doom ‘n’ Gloom
Still Life With Comments