Sunday, October 07, 2012

Some Unrelated Possible Names For This Blog

The Amazing Blog Of A Simple Minded Man 
Wandering Across The Country 
In Search Of His Pet Hamster Doofus
Whom He Lost At The Cornhusker/Sooners Game
Share His Heartbreaking Travels
On His Moped While Refusing To Give Up On His Best Friend
And Relive His Experiences 
With Human Nature's Odd Twist Of Fate.

3 comments:

Jovianne said...

Where on earth do you find your inspiration for these remarkable posts?!?

Professor Longnose said...

They came to me in a dream.

Professor Longnose said...

Anonymous--what site?