Some More Possible Names For This Blog

The Fucks Of Life

Nosebones of Negativity

Quadruple Gaspass          

Ponderous and Pendulous

Harsh and Rapid

Maybe a Quote From a Movie I Saw Recently Would Make a Good Name For This Blog

Periwinkle Pussycat

Don’t Burble to Me About Life, Beverly

Whatever Happens, That’s The Answer

Harping Does Not Make You An Angel

I Married A Teenage Bikini Vampire On Some Kind of Fish

I Feel Like One Of These Would Really Be A Good Name For This Blog

Eyewitness Noose

Swing Your Partner, Grab Your Socks! A Dozen Bagels, A Pound Of Lox!

Biker Boob

Fartenstein

Blog Until Golden Brown

A Few More Suggestions for Naming This Blog

Hydrogen and Stupidity

Harvey Kormann Ate My Homework

Why the Dolichocephaly?

Pig Bile O’ Trouble

Hey, Nonny? Nonny??? … NONNY!! Nooooo!!!

A Splendid Blog Is Guaranteed For All
Creamsickos
I Am The Good Prince Lancelot/I Love to Sing and Dance a Lot
I’m Not Hungry, I’ll Just Blog
Jascha Heifetz Is Really a Schmuck*


*It’s true! “Schmuck” is the Yiddish word for penis. It’s derived from the German, in which “schmuck” means jewel. And the Hebrew word for “jewel” is “heifetz”! So Jascha Heifetz is really a Schmuck.**

**At least, I heard it someplace and never bothered to verify. That qualifies as true, right?***

***OK, I finally looked it up and it’s not true. Most likely, the Yiddish word "schmuck" is unrelated to the German word "schmuck." And "Heifetz" means "delight," not "jewel," in Hebrew. Stupid etymologists. What schmucks.

More Possible Blog Names

If You’ll Be My Dixie Reader, I’ll Be Your Tennessee Blog
Poontang Pages
The Melancholy Danegeld
Bloggin’ Jehosaphat
Death Socks
Come Back, Little Sheep. Baaa!
If a Gorilla Answers, Hang Up

This One May Be A Little Long, But I Kinda Like It

There’s a Thin Line Between Loneliness and Wanting Everyone in the Whole Fucking World to Die Right Now

Maybe A George Carlin Inspired Name Would Be Good

Kit, No Kaboodle
Near-Fetched
Couth, Chalant, and Gruntled
Hand Me That Piano

Some Possible Blog Names Oriented Around Me

Peel Me A Grape
Peel Me A Blog
Blog Me A Grape
Order Me A Martini
Toss Me A Flotation Device
Dispense Me A Justification
Evolve Me A Persona
Floccinaucinihilipilificate Me A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Maybe This Blog Needs a Newsy Name

News You Can Use
News You Can Refuse
News That Gives You The Blues
News You Can Choose While You Guzzle Brews
News You Can Peruse While You Lose Dues Stews Use to Choose Shoes on a Cruise