A Few More Possible Blog Names

Beyond Bonkers
The Icicles On Satan’s Beard
The Blognosis Is Poor
Gross Noodle Disease
There’ll Be A Test On This Later

Some Topical Blog Name Suggestions

Ron Paul Is Insane
Ron Paul Is Trying To Destroy Our Country
Ron Paul Is The Most Dangerous Person In America
Ron Paul Wants To Let Corporations Have The Right To Kill You
Ron Paul Is A Racist
Ron Paul Is A Liar
Ron Paul Was A Member Of The Bilderberg Group 1997-2001
Ron Paul Sucks

A Political Blog Name Possibility

Ojevich

Other Possible Blog Names

Inebriational Travelogue

Visceral Waves Of Distortion

Emotional Proctitis

Pit Doon That Fryin'-Pan, Ye Wee Skelf

Do You Think One Of These Names Would Work For This Blog?

The Sad Courage To Debase One's Own Masterpiece

The Strange, The Ludicrous, The Abrupt, The Ferocious, And The Screechy

Yesterday I Had Nothing To Do With

Moderate Unction

Possible Blog Names Based On Search Engine Marketing Research

Time to get scientific about this. These blog names are based on the most popular keyword searches for The Velvet Blog:

Deborah Norville's Wonky Left Eye

Click Here for a Picture of the Cutest Monkey in the World

Yogurt Makes You Poop

Is There Any Difference Between Paul Potts and Pol Pot?

Susan Dey! Susan Dey! Susan Dey!

BTW, the "ewwww" award goes to the image search for "i was so high i was throwing my poop at people"

A Few More Possibilities For Blog Names

A Blog's Blog

A Blog's Other Blog

A Friend Of Mine’s Blog’s Other Blog

My Other Blog

This Car Is A Mercedes But I’m Traveling Incognito

A Few Other Blog Names That Might Work For This Blog

Fake Surrealism

While I Pondered, Weak And Wordy

The Blog Not Written

Blogatory

I Have My Standard's

What Do You Think Of Any Of These For A Blog Name?

Funions and Bunyons

Nerdmatazz

Blog. James Blog.

No Joy In Blogville

Solutions Are Not The Answer

Blogging For Apples

Still Trying To Come Up With A Good Blog Name

A Mere Blogatelle

A Mere Blog Of Shells

A Mere Blog, Shelley

Large Primordial Eggplants

I'm Considering These For A Name For This Blog

How Lew Sin Threw Up

Awakening The Gazebo

Shizzlesticks

Bring Me The Headshot of Alfredo Garcia

A Few Other Possible Names

Slower Than The Speed Of Dark

What Price Ignominy?

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman's Corns

40% Blog By Volume

One Of These Might Be A Good Blog Name

Blogs Benedict

Morons, Oxy And Otherwise

Prelude To A Preamble

Kamikaze Pigeons

Oldies But Bloggies

A Few Other Possible Names For This Blog

A Baby On A Bearskin Blog

Mule Of Kintyre

Now That You Mention Me...

Deflater Mouse

Some Ideas For Possible Names For This Blog

Inane Drones and Insane Clones

The Devil. You Know?

Hi! I'm Rula Lenska!

Mucking About With Some More Possible Blog Names

Mired In The Muck

Mucked In The Mire

Muck Without Mire
Muck With A Little Mire
Muck With Mire To Taste

Motsa Muck

Muck Moo

Another Possibility

A man, a plan, a root canal, an actoor—Anal Panama!

Some More Names That Might Work For This Blog

I Am Curious (Blog)

I Am Blog (Yellow)

I Am Submarine (Yellow)

I Am Chicken (Yellow)

I Am Tired Of This (Mauve)

I'm Thinking One Of These Would Make A Good Name For This Blog

A Zetz With Zest

Pickle Me, Elmo

Clown, Laffer, Clown

Millstones or Milestones?

Other Possible Names For This Blog That Might Work

A Duvet In Every Pot
A Chicken In Every Pot To Piss In
Pot In Every Pot

More Choices For Possible Blog Names

You're Sitting On The Meatloaf, Vinnie
Say 'What'
A Bust Of Merv Griffin
Merv Griffin's Bust
Merv Griffin Or Bust

One Of These Might Be A Good Blog Name

Men Without Asshats
The Pickle Up The Ass of the Cosmos
The Future Is Now, But The Present Is Shot To Hell
Give My Love To Thorne

Further Possible Names For This Blog

With Further Ado
I Lived Through It But I'm Not Going To Tell The Tale
Still Life With Kvetching
Tower of Testicles

Some Possible Blog Names To Be Proud Of

The Persnickety Potentate
Is Anybody Really The Walrus?
Jai Guru Deva Oy
The Keyster Konundrum
The Chopped Liver Diaries
Ten-Foot Pile

Some Additional Possible Names For This Blog

Step Away, Obadiah! The Devil Dwells Within!
Two Bears Fighting Over a Pineapple
I Had A Sore Thumb and Nobody Noticed
More Parks Sausages, Ma!...For Christ’s Sake, Can’t I Get a Decent Breakfast Around Here?

Some Food-Related Possible Names For This Blog

Eschew Your Food 32 Times
I Hate Veiny Veal
Will Interpret Statistics For Food
Audrey, Get The Cole Slaw
I Got Ham But I’m Not A Hamster

Some More Possible Names For This Blog

The Paranoid Para-Nerd
Divine Dope
Let Sleeping Dogs Tell The Truth

These Names Seem Possible

The Check Is In The E-Mail
The Banana Verb
Potent Pestilence
Goodbye, Cruel Neighborhood
How To Make Money In The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Maybe A Holistic Name Would Be Good For This Blog

Wholly Holistic
Partly Holistic
Halfly Halflistic
Not Listic At All

More Possible Names For This Blog

There Ain’t No Grammatical Errors In A Non-Literate Society
Socio-Cultural Indicators That Suck
Next Week, Irving Tischman!
Once More, Without Feeling
Evidentiary Hearing Aid
Brew! Ha Ha!

Some More Possible Names For This Blog

Pencil-Necked Cool Guy
The Entire Population of Baltimore Walks Into a Bar…
The Medium Is The Massage
Drop This Jiggery-Pokery and Talk Straight Turkey

One Of These Could Be A Good Name For This Blog

Bring the Funny
Bring the Sad
Bring the Mildy Irritating
Return the Empties
Return, Empty
Return the Unused Portion of the Product
Return of the Returnees

Still Need a Name For This Blog

Diet Pensacola
Defense of Deference
An Overview of the Details
Paltry Poultry
Poppa Pimple

I Think I'm Close To Finging a Good Name With One Of These

The Monte Carlo Method of Birth Control
Deathful Prose
The Phantom Troll Booth
Proctitis, Etc
Borscht Follies of 1851
Skeddadle, Vociferous Antagonist!

Just Can't Seem To Find The Right Blog Name. Maybe One Of These

The Abysmal Abyss
Is Your Dog a Fetch Kvetch?
Warum so deprimiert, Herr Wirt?
Having Fun Wrong
Oh, the Multiples of the Philosophical Faculty!

A Few More Names I'm COnsidering For This Blog

You’re Not On The List
Lord Love a Platypus
Acrylicy Mammoth
Street Crud
The B-Flat on the Piano of Discombobulation

Would Any of These Be a Good Name For This Blog?

If Time Permits
The Difference Between
Indelicate and Indelible
Hark! I Hear the Bloggers’ Roar
A Hmong hmongst Hmongs

Still Thinking of Possible Names For This Blog

Intergalactic Flan Recipe
Jump The Snark
Pestilential Prison With A Life-Long Blog
Physical Phil and Emotional Emily
Is It Love, or Is It Memorex?

Do You Think One of These Would Be a Good Name for This Blog?

Punks and Pancakes
Bloggus Fear
Mr. T Ate My Blogs
An Effusion of Effluvia
Hike Rhymes and Mr. Meaners
I Had Blog For Lunch

Some More Possible Names For This Blog

The Fucks Of Life

Nosebones of Negativity

Quadruple Gaspass          

Ponderous and Pendulous

Harsh and Rapid

Maybe a Quote From a Movie I Saw Recently Would Make a Good Name For This Blog

Periwinkle Pussycat

Don’t Burble to Me About Life, Beverly

Whatever Happens, That’s The Answer

Harping Does Not Make You An Angel

I Married A Teenage Bikini Vampire On Some Kind of Fish

I Feel Like One Of These Would Really Be A Good Name For This Blog

Eyewitness Noose

Swing Your Partner, Grab Your Socks! A Dozen Bagels, A Pound Of Lox!

Biker Boob

Fartenstein

Blog Until Golden Brown

A Few More Suggestions for Naming This Blog

Hydrogen and Stupidity

Harvey Kormann Ate My Homework

Why the Dolichocephaly?

Pig Bile O’ Trouble

Hey, Nonny? Nonny??? … NONNY!! Nooooo!!!

A Splendid Blog Is Guaranteed For All
Creamsickos
I Am The Good Prince Lancelot/I Love to Sing and Dance a Lot
I’m Not Hungry, I’ll Just Blog
Jascha Heifetz Is Really a Schmuck*


*It’s true! “Schmuck” is the Yiddish word for penis. It’s derived from the German, in which “schmuck” means jewel. And the Hebrew word for “jewel” is “heifetz”! So Jascha Heifetz is really a Schmuck.**

**At least, I heard it someplace and never bothered to verify. That qualifies as true, right?***

***OK, I finally looked it up and it’s not true. Most likely, the Yiddish word "schmuck" is unrelated to the German word "schmuck." And "Heifetz" means "delight," not "jewel," in Hebrew. Stupid etymologists. What schmucks.

More Possible Blog Names

If You’ll Be My Dixie Reader, I’ll Be Your Tennessee Blog
Poontang Pages
The Melancholy Danegeld
Bloggin’ Jehosaphat
Death Socks
Come Back, Little Sheep. Baaa!
If a Gorilla Answers, Hang Up

This One May Be A Little Long, But I Kinda Like It

There’s a Thin Line Between Loneliness and Wanting Everyone in the Whole Fucking World to Die Right Now

Maybe A George Carlin Inspired Name Would Be Good

Kit, No Kaboodle
Near-Fetched
Couth, Chalant, and Gruntled
Hand Me That Piano

Some Possible Blog Names Oriented Around Me

Peel Me A Grape
Peel Me A Blog
Blog Me A Grape
Order Me A Martini
Toss Me A Flotation Device
Dispense Me A Justification
Evolve Me A Persona
Floccinaucinihilipilificate Me A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Maybe This Blog Needs a Newsy Name

News You Can Use
News You Can Refuse
News That Gives You The Blues
News You Can Choose While You Guzzle Brews
News You Can Peruse While You Lose Dues Stews Use to Choose Shoes on a Cruise

Getting Back To Some Names That Might Be Good For This Blog

Hold the Newsreader’s Nose Squarely, Waiter, or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers
They Lose Me After the Bunker Scene
Boom Diddley Boom-Boom Ba Doom ‘n’ Gloom
Still Life With Comments

I'm Pretty Sure This Isn't A Good Name For This Blog

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnukly

One Of These Is Definitely What I'm Looking For, Maybe

Bootleggers and Loot Beggars
The Romulan Battle Bagel
Bring Me Caspar Weinberger’s Head!
Instant Oaf-Meal

One Of These Just Might Be The Right Name For This Blog

The Ass Or The Toilet?
The Blog Of The Edmund FitzGerald
Stew Me A Prune, Fruitboy
The Alternate Edition
Schtup Right Up
Go Ice Your Junk

I Definitely Feel That One Of These Might Be a Good Name For This Blog

Enemies of Enmity
Swiss Army Ladle
If You Can Only Make It To Your Hands and Knees, I Know You Can Make It To Your Feet
The Possibilities Are Limitful
How To Achieve Not Giving a Damn
The Overall Pluggandisp Can Be Glorked From Context

Other Possible Names For This Blog

Parson Brown and His Blog of Renown
I’m an Old Blog Hand, From the Rio Grande
Michaelangelo’s Brain
Quintupedism
Hermione Haffalophe’s Heuristic Hagiography
I Can’t Come To The Phone Right Now, I‘ve Gone To Cleveland To Beat Up A Guy

Some Possible Names That Would Be Easy To Remember

Every Good Blog Deserves Fudge
King Phillip Comes Of Fairly Good Blog
Roy G. Blog

Yet Another Bunch of Possible Names For This Blog

The I canfs’t tgype hlog.
Pecker Notes
Downwind of Blogland
Waiter, There’s a Fly In My Blog
Micturition Diary

The Possibilities Are Limitless

Leaving the Sheaves Outside
En Daarom Hou Ik Van Seks
You Want Blog Posts With That?

Maybe One Of These Names Will Work

Yellow Journal Jism
Where’s the Blog?
Does Anything Really Rhyme With “Dog”?
Secondary Secretary
Don't worry I am here to assist you and will give my best shot to fix your issue

Another Batch of Possible Names For This Blog

Louie, I Think This Is the Start of a Beautiful Blog
Bricka-Bracka Firecracker Sis-Boom-Blog
Cox and Box and Ted and Alice
The Last Time I Saw Paris, I Threw Up
It’s All Bleak to Me
Wanna Help Me Drain the Old Birdbath?
Sushi and Potato Salad
The Waiters an’ Jose